kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

(Source: andrewbelami)

"if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands"

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)


friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill


first i get absolute consent. then i fuck yo bitch